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No Nut November – Journal, Entry 3Day 8Yo I had a really close call today, like I legit almost failed the No Nut November. So I was on the train on the way back from the supermarket with a bag of water chestnuts and there was this super fucking hot chick in opposite me. Like she was a bang on 10/10, with nice tits, and a fit body, and a gorgeous face. The perfect mix of cute and adorable as hell, but sexy and seductive as fuck. She was smiling at her phone, probably looking at memes or something I dunno, so she didn’t notice me or my raging erection. Like holy shitballs I was so horny. Now I only do things with girls when I have consent, a wise lesson to follow for those of you who want to be in not jail. Because of this, I don’t really like that public masturbation stuff. So I didn’t do it and got off at my stop. When I got home, I started boiling the water chestnuts, but all I could think about was that girl. Maybe I should’ve asked for her number or something. She probably would’ve thought that I was some kind of creep though. But imagine the sex. God, it would’ve been amazing. And she had a beautiful smile, like an angel’s. I bet she was really kind and sweet as well. Like she’d be a great mother I reckon. Maybe I’ve idealized her too much. She could be an absolute flog of a person. But she was so pretty, like no one with that kind of smile, the type that lights up a room, could be a flog…right?Anyhow I finished boiling the water chestnuts, took them out, sat down on the couch, and was about to eat them, when I turned on the TV, and boom, there was that girl. Same face, figure and smile. Turns out she was this really talented musician chick, a virtuoso at violin. She’s probably smart as fuck as well then. Not to mention this was a recorded version of a fundraising event she performed at a few weeks ago. So she had a kind heart, and a swarm of accolades. Probably horny, canlı bahis desperate guys. What plebs lol. She was wearing a red dress that hugged her body in all the right ways. Her big tits were covered but you could see them by the shape of her dress. Like damn, they looked so titfuck-able. I wished I was the lucky guy who got to cover her big tits with cum every night. She turned around to face the orchestra accompanying her and holy fuck that ASS. I have never wanted to bury my dick into an ass so badly. The shape of her ass would make an Instagram model jealous. All I could think about was how lucky I must be to have found the girl on the train. And there she was on my TV, fit as a fiddle, cute as a button. The camera panned up her body. Slowly. My cock was as hard as a rod of depleted uranium, and was throbbing from the pure lust running through my veins. Well, any other guy would’ve whipped it out just then, but not me, because I managed to wrestle my primal urges down, since I have god-tier self-control and I was on a mission. An image of Johnny Sins telling ‘All epic Fortnite gamers’ never to fail No Nut November or he would fuck all my family, flashed into my mind. I hardened my resolve and changed the channel.But alas! For as I put a chestnut into my mouth, I realized something. They were water chest ’NUTS’. NUTS!!!! I almost ATE a NUT! That would’ve meant I failed No NUT November, which is a cardinal sin in my family. I quickly spat out the chewed up nut on the carpet. Zoo Wee Mama, that was a close fucking call guys. Day 9In Australia, and basically the whole world that isn’t America, the date is 9/11. Haha, yes George Bush, jet fuel etc. etc. More importantly, I finally figured the answer to the all-time question, Are traps gay? The answer is, it depends on the context. If the trap is fucking a guy, he’s gay or bi. If he’s fucking a girl, he’s probably straight bahis siteleri or bi. If he’s fucking another trap, he’s gay or bi. It’s so simple really. I’m like the next Plato guys. I don’t know if it’s gay if I fuck a trap though. But that’s not what the question is asking. Call me Socrates but I think my brain is expanding from No Nut November guys.Day 10What the fuck, water chestnuts aren’t actually nuts. They’re root like vegetables. It’s like how strawberries aren’t actually berries, despite it being in the name, or how g****fruits aren’t g****s. What the fuck, I just wasted a full $10 worth of water chestnuts by flushing them down the toilet yesterday.Day 11It’s the 11/11, Remembrance Day in Australia. No jokes here, but just take a minute’s silence to appreciate the sacrifices of those who have put down their lives for the safety of you and the rest of whichever country you live in. Take some time out of your day to just remember those who love you, those who care for you, and next time you see them, just hold them that much closer. Take in every moment with those you love, because those will be the memories that you treasure the most in your life.These people believe in you, because they love you. So do them proud. I know that you, whoever is reading this, despite whatever situation you are in, are capable of doing anything that you want, as long as you put in the hard yards and stay motivated, like me and No Nut November. Maybe if you’re reading this, and you are also doing No Nut November, know that if you feel alone, I stand with you, and will assist in completing your journey. You will succeed. We will all succeed in life, as long as you keep perspective and never give up.No, I didn’t just copy these of some girl’s Instagram feed, this is straight from the heart.Apologies for the jarring tonal shift, but for real, love those around you, and love yourself. bahis şirketleri Normal journal entries from here onwards.Day 12I’ve started to feel my libido growing up until recently, but it’s starting to level off I think. The urges are still there, but they’re not as strong as they used to be. I might actually get there, guys. That shit about the “Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop (Proverbs 16:27-29)” might actually be true. What happened was my mates Vladislavic Gorbachekov, Dimitri Kalashnikovitch, and Ivan “Matthew” Nastasiyarova came over to my house for some poker and chill. I think they made up their names because they sound ridiculous but I don’t want to probe them. It might be rude in Russian culture or something. Vladislavic, or Vlad, is like the descendant of some Russian aristocracy, so he’s filthy fucking rich. He dresses like a poor person though. He says it’s called “hypeb**st” or some shit idk though. Dimitri is the son of a Russian arms dealer from the Soviet era, so he’s also pretty fucking rich. To picture this man, just picture the “Heavy” from popular First Person Shooter game ‘Team Fortress Two’. Picture attached. Matthew is basically the stereotypical slav crouch guy, except he only wears Nike for some reason not Adidas.Figure 1: Heavy from ‘Team Fortress 2’Anyway, as Matthew was lighting a cigarette, he comes up to me and says “hey, have you heard of this “anime”? I start watching recently and is very good and interesting. I watch this one call “My Hero Academia” and characters are very good written.”Look, I’m not a huge fan of anime, but I told him I would check it out. And that’s where I am right now. I haven’t left my basement since the Three Stripes (as I call them) left, and I’ve binged most of “Boku no Hero Academia” and am about to started watching “Naruto”. Anime is actually saving my life guys, I love anime. I think I’m hooked. It’s so good, because I get so invested in the anime that I forget my libido. Like everytime I get up to get some chicken tendies, all I can think about is going back to watch anime.I’ll update you all later on my progress.

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